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What about us who have a non-existing sex life?

And hey I totally implied that it'd be cool if you got it on with Rhys when I said it could be EITHER ALEXEY OR RHYS that my description referred to. >:

Look I made an edit to my previous post! It's just for you, Nissa!

If Rhys' hair is too long, I may confuse him with a woman

YAY! I had to look back through every single page because I missed it the first time but I FOUND IT. Thanks. :3

What if mine is short? >_> <_<

My hair is short too. Does that mean you'll mistake us for men?

If it is...then may God have mercy on your soul.

I've grown very uncomfortable with this.

Lets talk about fishing. Can we fish there? I wanna fish.

We can always talk about fish. I can cook fish! We can have a fish fry!

Nothing about that idea can go wrong.

Yeah, we can fish xD it's easier to fish with the boats, and I'm not sure we'll get permission to use them, and even if we do it'll be the Whaler and not the Matthews so there's like a maximum of maybe 5 people allowed on at once. Unless they let us use the Matthews which I really doubt because I don't even know how to drive it and it's hyoooooge.

Technically we can also fish off of our two docks, but the better fishing is obviously in the bay.

ALRIGHT I'm derailing Rust's sabotage and talking on here again.

Still dun wanna fish :<

That's fine there's plenty of other stuff to do xD The only bad thing is that the only internet access is like 10 cents a minute.

But we'd have each other IN PERSON... you guys are half the reason I'm online.

True. And if I need facebook/tumblr/etc I've got mah phone.

And if I need any of those things I can just tether

I'm enjoying this so much I've started coming on at work, which is really bad because I'm not even supposed to be in the office. But it's okay, I'm the only night shift baker so they need me, and I refuse to train more if they ask because I know they'll fire me after.

Anyway, point being, we will have absolutely no use for internet because there's like at least six of us and that's already a party. Hopefully more. Will anybody be drinking? Me and Mike will have to; Smithy works at a bar so obviously. But all my friends are straight-edge here, so I'm probably going to be smashed the entire week given people will join me.

I won't be drinking. Always despised the stuff, personally.

I may work at a bar, but I don't really drink.

Mike's Hard and Smirnoff, that's about it. And I have never actually gotten hammered before. I make it a point not to.

I'd love to drink, but remember that in the US it's illegal under 21. It's all fine and dandy to me, but its worth the warning. It shouldn't be a problem anyways because the house is pretty remote (honestly, I think you guys are gonna think I'm leading you to like a slaughter house) but if we get TOO rowdy people will notice.

My only request is that the alcohol stays minimal enough that no one is puking/destroying the house in any way. I'm used to being drunk/ dealing with drunk people but my uncles will slaughter my entire family if the house gets roughed up too much.

I will also not be drinking, because pffft. I don't need alcohol to be a complete weirdo.

If necessary, I can also act like a raging drunk, but that will just be acting.

I will also not likely fish, so Rust and I will throw sand at each other or something.

Better yet, Ishilar and I will team up and throw sand at the fish. Show those fish who's boss. Which is me. And sometimes Ish, depending on who's feeling more like a supervisor and not doing shit

There is no sand >> This is not a beach. If there's sand, it's probably actually dirt and you're delusional xD There are lots of rocks though. That might work.

Hi, I'm Rust, and that's Ish. We've never been delusional a day in our life.

Or these days: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/54102/t1566241-rust-vs-corruption-epic-battle-of-hammerspace-done-like-dinner/

Or this one: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/54102/t1710614-maxwell-vs-camo-man-two-characters-so-famous-writers-aren-in-title-speed/

Or even this one: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/20286/t1720379-censored-for-forum-safety-round-4-final-censored-for-forum-safety-this-duel-not-forum-safe-please-read-finish/

WE WILL MAKE SAND. I know how to do that.

I don't want to throw rocks on account of they hurt when they hit me. I WILL THROW POPROCKS. Or balloons.

Somebody should bring balloons.

...

I will bring balloons.


Also, read those links at your own risk. I am not responsible for anything that happens unless it's a good thing, in which case it was totally me.

Unless it was, in fact, me.

Dibs on the good things