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"And here we have the graceful and majestic Amano, a truly interesting specimen. You can see him engaging in his mating ritual, quite a lovely display. You can tell that this display is truly of love and devotion because it does not result in any offspring."

....Yeah, that'd be okay.

Ishilar's Ego wrote:Becca, what's sex? D=

*patpat*

Don't worry. Just watch my documentary.

...Wait, who would Amano be doing it with?

Alexey. o.o Or Rhys. Either way!

I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

He already said he'd bring Alexey

Graven wrote:

I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...

Alle wrote:

Graven wrote:

I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...

OH MY GOD. I love you guys. xD

Alle wrote:

Graven wrote:

I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...

Becca.

I love you.

So much.

XD

OOOOOOH, so sex is that thing I don't have. Oooookay. Everybody else just talked about birds and bees, and now I have a needless rabid fear of both those things.

While all of the sexing is going on, I will be standing next to Becca making snarky remarks over her documentary.

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I was in a play where David Attenborough was a character once.

Also I'm just brilliant.

I'll be standing next to Ish while this happens, to provide him with bad information to steer him in the wrong direction

Well, Rust, from what I understand from reading smutty romance novels, having sex is just like picking a lock.

You jam your tiny prick into the large hole and wiggle it around for a few moments. After a few moments, there is a release, and you sigh in relief and gain access to GLORIOUS TREASURE.

Yes. Yes that is exactly what happens. You've got it all right.

I'm not sure what is more disturbing. That analogy, or the fact that Ish reads smutty romance novels that compare sex to lock-picking.

If that's the case, then why don't treasure hunters just have sex instead of braving vast labyrinths to find heaps of ancient cursed gold?

Actually, Becca, that analogy is my own. I CAN BE CREATIVE TOO, ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT!?

I mean, besides the friends and stuff.

Son, it's pretty much the same thing when it comes to women. Except for some of them.

So...so...if women are like ancient cursed gold, and having sex with them is like finding said gold...DOES THAT MEAN WILL TURN INTO A MINDLESS ZOMBIE SLAVE IF I HAVE SEX!?


Also, me feigning innocence has successfully derailed this thread. I am proud.

Not all the time, Ishilar. Sometimes you get a Mummy's Curse and all they do is follow you around for long periods of time.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME? Like groceries. Or recreational activities we can all do together that isn't an orgy shutupIshIknowthatiswhereyourmindwent?

VIDEO GAMES ALL THE TIME

OR LARPING

WE SHOULD LARP

I'VE NEVER LARPED BEFORE

My mind is not entirely in the gutter of sex and orgies, Alle. I am insluted.

Oops.

LARPing!

Also, I will bring games. Lots of games. Awesome games. Like Apples to Apples and Balderdash and Scattergories and yeah, games.

YES. SO MANY VIDEO GAMES. AND PHOTO SHOOTS. AND COOKING. AND TAG! AND ANGRY CRAB-CATCHING CONTESTS!

If someone brings Munchkins, I will love you forever.

Not that I don't already