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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Nissadex on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:49 am

"And here we have the graceful and majestic Amano, a truly interesting specimen. You can see him engaging in his mating ritual, quite a lovely display. You can tell that this display is truly of love and devotion because it does not result in any offspring."

....Yeah, that'd be okay.

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Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:50 am

Ishilar's Ego wrote:Becca, what's sex? D=

*patpat*

Don't worry. Just watch my documentary.
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Post by BSmith on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:51 am

...Wait, who would Amano be doing it with? Suspect

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Post by Nissadex on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:51 am

Alexey. o.o Or Rhys. Either way!

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Post by Graven on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:51 am

I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?
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Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:52 am

He already said he'd bring Alexey
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Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:53 am

Graven wrote:
I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...
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Post by Nissadex on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:54 am

Alle wrote:
Graven wrote:
I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...

OH MY GOD. I love you guys. xD

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Post by BSmith on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:55 am

Alle wrote:
Graven wrote:
I am so in on this, as long as I can be Steve Irwin.

If I find a stingray barb, can I stab you with it?

And here we see the gentle and noble Rhys, dropping his pick-up lines...

Becca.

I love you.

So much.

XD

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Post by Ishilar's Ego on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:56 am

OOOOOOH, so sex is that thing I don't have. Oooookay. Everybody else just talked about birds and bees, and now I have a needless rabid fear of both those things.

While all of the sexing is going on, I will be standing next to Becca making snarky remarks over her documentary.
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Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:56 am

*bows* Thank you, thank you. I was in a play where David Attenborough was a character once.

Also I'm just brilliant.
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Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:57 am

I'll be standing next to Ish while this happens, to provide him with bad information to steer him in the wrong direction
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Post by Ishilar's Ego on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:00 am

Well, Rust, from what I understand from reading smutty romance novels, having sex is just like picking a lock.

You jam your tiny prick into the large hole and wiggle it around for a few moments. After a few moments, there is a release, and you sigh in relief and gain access to GLORIOUS TREASURE.
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Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:01 am

Yes. Yes that is exactly what happens. You've got it all right.
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Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:02 am

I'm not sure what is more disturbing. That analogy, or the fact that Ish reads smutty romance novels that compare sex to lock-picking.
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Post by Ishilar's Ego on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:03 am

If that's the case, then why don't treasure hunters just have sex instead of braving vast labyrinths to find heaps of ancient cursed gold?

Actually, Becca, that analogy is my own. I CAN BE CREATIVE TOO, ISN'T THAT WHAT THIS WHOLE THING IS ABOUT!?

I mean, besides the friends and stuff.
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:04 am

Son, it's pretty much the same thing when it comes to women. Except for some of them.
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Post by Ishilar's Ego on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:06 am

So...so...if women are like ancient cursed gold, and having sex with them is like finding said gold...DOES THAT MEAN WILL TURN INTO A MINDLESS ZOMBIE SLAVE IF I HAVE SEX!?


Also, me feigning innocence has successfully derailed this thread. I am proud.
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:08 am

Not all the time, Ishilar. Sometimes you get a Mummy's Curse and all they do is follow you around for long periods of time.
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:10 am

CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING WHOLESOME? Like groceries. Or recreational activities we can all do together that isn't an orgy shutupIshIknowthatiswhereyourmindwent?
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:11 am

VIDEO GAMES ALL THE TIME

OR LARPING

WE SHOULD LARP

I'VE NEVER LARPED BEFORE
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Ishilar's Ego on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:12 am

My mind is not entirely in the gutter of sex and orgies, Alle. I am insluted.

Oops.
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Post by BSmith on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:13 am

LARPing!

Also, I will bring games. Lots of games. Awesome games. Like Apples to Apples and Balderdash and Scattergories and yeah, games.

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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Alle on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:14 am

YES. SO MANY VIDEO GAMES. AND PHOTO SHOOTS. AND COOKING. AND TAG! AND ANGRY CRAB-CATCHING CONTESTS!
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Re: Group Summer Home

Post by Rust on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:14 am

If someone brings Munchkins, I will love you forever.

Not that I don't already
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